Don't Forget to Tip Your Waitress
Amartya Sen told a great joke on Sunday night:
Two Italians are talking politics. One says to the other: "I can't be a Fascist; I have to be a socialist. My father was a socialist, and my grandfather was a socialist, and my great-grandfather was a socialist, and so was his father."
The second says to the first: "That logic is silly. What if your father was a murderer, and your grandfather was a murderer, and your great-grandfather was a murderer, and his father, too?"
The first responds: "Well, then I would be have to be a Fascist."
Two Italians are talking politics. One says to the other: "I can't be a Fascist; I have to be a socialist. My father was a socialist, and my grandfather was a socialist, and my great-grandfather was a socialist, and so was his father."
The second says to the first: "That logic is silly. What if your father was a murderer, and your grandfather was a murderer, and your great-grandfather was a murderer, and his father, too?"
The first responds: "Well, then I would be have to be a Fascist."
posted by Garrett at 8:45 PM
2 Comments:
i dont get it
Eh! You maka funa my people? I cuta you face!
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